Gregg: Dude, I heard that some kid ate some Pop Rocks and drank some soda and his stomach exploded and he died, dude.
Bea: (Laughs) No way, that never happened.
Jewish Guy with Glasses: I dare you to do it.
Bea: No way! Let's make Mae do it; she'll try anything.
She hands Mae a soda and a pack of Pop Rocks.
Drunk Kid: I'll bet you a dollar she doesn't.
Mae eats the Pop Rocks and drinks the soda, then burps.
Gregg: Lame! Ha ha ha,
Bea: I knew nothing would happen.
Mae chuckles, and then starts to feel pains in his stomach.
Drunk Kid: He's going to explode!
Mae burps a little. Her plump ass begins to quiver, then let's gas out from her anus.
Mae: Guys, uh, guys! Guys!
Her gas continues to emit, causing Mae to run off past a train.
Kid in Train: Mommy, Mommy! That boy out there is running faster than the train.
Kid's Mother: (sternly) Don't even think about being stupid!
Mae continues to run into town, gas still emitting from her butt. She runs past two men smoking cigarettes, which causes the gas coming from her to ignite into flames. Mae stops near a man and a child, jumps, then lands on her side; the flaming gas causes her body to spin in a circle.
Guy with Baseball: We've got to cap that fire, son!
The man runs to Mae and plugs her anal opening with a baseball, causing the emission to stop.
Mae: Whew, thanks mister.
The gas inside Mae's body continues to stir, though. The gas becomes nuclear, and she blows up, causing a nuclear explosion. Hundreds and thousands of people died, except for Bea and Gregg.
Bea: I can't believe we survived a nuclear war.
Gregg Yeah. Everyone we know is either dead or a zombie. Too bad about Mae though.
Bea: (gesturing to the cans of food on the shelves) We've got plenty of food, but most of it's crap.
Gregg: (brightens up) Oh, you know what would really hit the spot right now? Hey, Kool Aid!
(Kool Aid crashes through the door, obviously zombified)
Kool Aid: (growls) Oh yeeeaah!! (He grabs Bea and eats her heart out, blood going everywhere. Gregg grabs a pipe and bangs Kool Aid with it) Oh rrrheaaaaaaah! (Kool Aid stops eating Bea to attack Gregg)